THE REHAB PLAN TO RULE THEM ALL
Unfollow that Instagram famous fitness star who keeps telling you to “stretch” and “eat healthy” and start taking notes. We’ve got the workout rehab plan that’ll get you those sweet sweet gainz. The plan is simple, slam two mint juleps, throw on these green and teal sunnies, and ride the lighting.
BFGs: BIG FUCK!NG GOODRS
With wider frames, longer arms, and bigger lenses than our OGs, these babies are designed to complement and fit runners with larger melons or those looking for more coverage.
- BIGGER FRAMES, BETTER COVERAGE, SAME RUNNERS SWAG.
- NO SLIP We use enhanced silicon inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
- NO BOUNCE Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
- ALL POLARIZED Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
- GRADIENT LENSES Lenses that are dark up top and light on bottom protect your eyes without losing the ability to view hazards in the shadows.
- NO DEMOGORGANS 100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. ∗Guarantee not applicable for any runs taking place in the Upside Down.