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Goodr Apatite for Detoxification Sunglasses

$35.00

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UPC: 672299575745 SKU: 33832 Categories: , Brand:
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COSMIC CRYSTALS: OUR NEWEST CELESTIAL OFFERING
Have you manifested your Cosmic Crystal yet? Chiseled directly from the mines of your newly opened heart space, these Crystals are The Answer from The Universe you have been seeking.

HIGH FASHION SHADES, MADE FOR RUNNING.
1 NO SLIP
Our lightly-textured silicone earpieces use the all new goodr Cat Tongue Technology to offer enhanced protection against slippage.

2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is crafted to be feather-weight, yet snug, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing when running.

3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 ALL FASHION
Look like a model while you’re running. Isn’t that why you’re taking all those running selfies?

5 NO CATCALLS
We aspire to the day we can guarantee that you won’t be whistled at on the street; sadly, we cannot make that guarantee.We CAN, however, guarantee that no person wearing Runway goodrs has ever been telephoned by a cat.

A SIMPLE GUIDE FOR DETOXIFYING AND HEALING YOUR BODY:
Focus on sleep. Drink more water. Reduce sugar and processed foods. Get active. Eliminate Alcoh…F*CK IT. Introducing Apatite for Detoxification. These crystal-inspired sunnies manifest detoxification without having to do any of the above.

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Weight 1 lbs
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