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Goodr Zebra Jasper’s Life Coach Sunglasses

$25.00

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UPC: 672299986862 SKU: 33836 Categories: , Brand:
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COSMIC CRYSTALS: OUR NEWEST CELESTIAL OFFERING
Have you manifested your Cosmic Crystal yet? Chiseled directly from the mines of your newly opened heart space, these Crystals are The Answer from The Universe you have been seeking.

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).

WE CONSTANTLY GET EMAILS FROM LIFE COACHES…
begging us to help them with their clients because they keep leaving home without their crystals. We said no, that sounds like a personal problem. But the more they wrote, the more we realized this is a great money-making, we mean friendly-helping, opportunity. Introducing Zebra Jasper’s Life Coach. Stay centered by buying our $25 sunglasses. Like the prophets foretold.

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Weight 1.0 lbs
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