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Goodr BFG’s Polly Wants a Cocktail Sunglasses

$28.00

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UPC: 672299982215 SKU: 33984 Categories: , Brand:
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Description

Welcome ashore! Meet TROPICAL OPTICALS, our all-new line of sunnies. These island-themed goodrs will have you knee-deep in rum and beach vibes before you can say, “Carl caught curled krill by the colorful coral.”

BIGGER FRAMES, BETTER COVERAGE, SAME RUNNERS SWAG.
1 NO SLIP
We use enhanced silicon inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 NO DEMOGORGANS
100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any runs taking place in the Upside Down.

INTRODUCING POLLY WANTS A COCKTAIL.
No, your parrot isn’t just mindlessly repeating everything you say. Your bird seriously wants a cocktail. It’s a lot of work, sitting on a perch all day. So make a drinky-drink. These sunnies won’t slip or bounce while giving your pet a hard-earned vacation from sobriety. “RAWK!!! POLLY WANTS A HOOKER!” Okay, that’s enough pampering. Boundaries.

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Weight .5 lbs
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